Password Management Survivor Pillows

"There, now you can stop asking me what the password is!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'I'll need your username and password...'

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

"You can usually do most of the admin in 60 hours, then you can spend what's left of your life seeing patients."

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

"Try 'Open underscore sesame.' "

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

Welcome to today's hottest game show: What's My Own Password? In today's $1 million bonus round, Denver single mother Caroline Jones faces the ultimate test. Are you ready, Caroline? I think so. We've randomly selected from your personal internet accounts. To win the dough, you just have to remember your login and password for your ... online bank account! Thirty seconds. Go! Tick, tick, tick, tick. Login is ... um ... is it my maiden name? Yes! Halfway there! Twenty seconds to go. Um ... is my

Window calls for username and swearword.

"The password is XJF-dkg-0$2-3#q-qq2..."

Alamo. Remember the password.

"We may have to live outside for a while. I forgot the password to our smarthome."

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."