Password Problem Ponderer Gifts

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

World Production.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

The Problem with World Population Growth

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Population train.

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Aging population in Cuba

Computer password.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"I gave on the E train."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"I want my job back."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

Username/Password

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"User name and password?"

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'