Password Panicern Gifts

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

How to create a password you can remember...

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"I just know I have a great password in me."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"The lost password department's that way."

Username/Password

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"