Password Punster Gifts

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"What's your wifi password?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Dogs life

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Computer password.

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Username/Password

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

Fart. Le Poot.

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"User name and password?"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'