Password Punster Gifts

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

"What's your wifi password?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Dogs life

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Computer password.

"I just know I have a great password in me."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Username/Password

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Fart. Le Poot.