Password Puzzler Gifts

Valley of the Forgotten Passwords.

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

'How did you guess my password is wine?'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Problem Solver Wanted

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Username/Password

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

'It's the longest known palindrome in English.'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Lemonade - Passwords.

"User name and password?"

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Man with no username.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

Palindrome grave

"What's your wifi password?"

"I tried using the garage code to get into the computer. I tried using the computer password to get into my phone. I tried using the phone password to get into the garage..."

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

"Lost bitcoin password"

Forgetting a Password

"I won't bring back the dead, make people fall in love, or help them remember their passwords—the first two are rules—the last one is just because I’m sick of being asked."