Password Juggler Gifts

"I think that was one password too many."

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"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Senior PGA Moment.

Overworked

The Communicator

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

The Emeril Isle

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Well, shoot, the passwords bark, woof, yap and ruff are all taken – Now what?

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

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