Password Juggernaut Gifts

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

The Jose Padilla Experience

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Medieval headlines.

The Working Mum

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

How to create a password you can remember...

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

Sports Lawyers

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

Well, shoot, the passwords bark, woof, yap and ruff are all taken – Now what?

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

IN OVER MY HEAD

"Impressive resume. But can you make coffee?"

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'I'll need your username and password...'

'I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

"What's your wifi password?"

"It's asking for your password."

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."