Password Maestro Gifts

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Hey—no cheating!"

What security flaw?

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.