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"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

Lemonade - Passwords.

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'