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'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

She required plenty of personal space.

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

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"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

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"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

What security flaw?

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Security is lax on this side."

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

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"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

'Well yes, my son is not mean enough...'

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."