Password Management Hero Gifts

"You realize that if you're reincarnated, you'll need to learn all new passwords?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'