Password Puzzled Gifts

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

How to create a password you can remember...

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"The lost password department's that way."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Lemonade - Passwords.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Man with no username.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

"I think I've reached that awkward age where I've forgotten more passwords than I remember."

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

"I won't bring back the dead, make people fall in love, or help them remember their passwords—the first two are rules—the last one is just because I’m sick of being asked."

"It's asking for your password."

"What's your wifi password?"