Password Perplexed Gifts

Man with no username.

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"So who is this First pet?"

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"The lost password department's that way."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Lemonade - Passwords.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

"I won't bring back the dead, make people fall in love, or help them remember their passwords—the first two are rules—the last one is just because I’m sick of being asked."