Password Procrastinator Gifts

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'