Passive Smoking Gifts

Smoking and no smoking.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

Professional woman in pub

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Oi! '

The smoking Gun

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'You rang?'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

Pipe Smoking Fish

Drugs and Rock & Roll

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

The cost of smoking

Smokers.

Smoking world.

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

'It's difficult being both mother and father to them!'

Don't you puff your vape at me

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."

Smoking is suicide

The legal gentleman named brass

"Crap."