Smoking Contemplative Gifts

"Crap."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Thinker?

Professional woman in pub

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

Descartes' dog.

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Questioning

Lost: leaf.

Boyfriend Shirt.

Chicken--Egg.

Albert Camus.

"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'I'm trying to live within the system but it's hard.'