Passing Inspection Gifts

'The kids made me this card for passing my OFSTED inspection.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Exam

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

GCSEs

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Office of quality assurance"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Clem needed three more bass for his Ph.D.

GCSE's

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

DNA Test

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Think Zero Defects

'How much is two plus two?' - 'How much do you want it to be?'

Safety Pin

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Someday, our beautiful teacher will say those 3 magic words and make me the happiest guy on earth... 'you passed math.'"

Weatherman school.

'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

Prefect.

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'