Passing Inspection Gifts

'The kids made me this card for passing my OFSTED inspection.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Exam

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

GCSEs

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Office of quality assurance"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Clem needed three more bass for his Ph.D.

GCSE's

DNA Test

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Campus. How's your class on the Amerian revolution going? I just reached the "Paine" thershold.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

Think Zero Defects

'How much is two plus two?' - 'How much do you want it to be?'

Safety Pin

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'

Weatherman school.

"Someday, our beautiful teacher will say those 3 magic words and make me the happiest guy on earth... 'you passed math.'"

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

Prefect.