Party Loner Gifts

"You unfriended them all - remember?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

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Carioca

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Christmas sweater alternatives

PIna Colada

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.