Party Invitation T-Shirts

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Nerd night at the club.

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Wolf Karaoke

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Margarita

Karataoke