Costume Party Invitation T-Shirts

Onion Costume

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cow Pinatas

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

Snail Man

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

I want to hold your hand

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Grandfather Clock

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

One Size Fits All.

Honey Costume

Masquerade

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."