Costume Party Invitation Pillows

Onion Costume

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

I want to hold your hand

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Snail Man

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Masquerade

Grandfather Clock

Honey Costume

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

One Size Fits All.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Easter Egg

"You don't look much like a werewolf."