Attending A Costume Party Pillows

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"I want to be whichever Disney princess is the most bad-assed."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Man dressing up

"I was hoping a booger would show up!"

'Here comes that phoney baloney now.'

A woman in a male bear suit with a man in a female bear outfit.

'Pirate costume? No, I want a clown costume. Why would I want a pirate costume?'

Man in Crab Outfit

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Girl in cow onesie.

Un ballo in maschera

Tiger Costume

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

I want to hold your hand

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Honey Costume

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."