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'Ah-HAH!'

Ladies in fashionable head-dress, 1783

The secret society of 'prentice knights

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"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Tut and Carmen.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'One eye of newt or two?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Out To Lurch

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'