Planning A Costume Party Pillows

Tartine

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Tiger Costume

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Girl in cow onesie.

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'You're texting? Wait--'