Planning A Costume Party T-Shirts

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Tartine

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

The Bearskin Hat Family

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.