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"Take me to your lederhosen!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Demure lady with gloves

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Tut and Carmen.

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Victorian Lady

Champagne

'One eye of newt or two?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cut!

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel