Costume Party Planners Mugs

"Take me to your lederhosen!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Demure lady with gloves

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Tut and Carmen.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Victorian Lady

'One eye of newt or two?'

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Silly wig.