Party Invitation Mugs

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Nerd night at the club.

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

Early photobombing

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Santa does a keg stand.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"