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'It's a conversation piece.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Daughters on the beach

'No standing while room is in motion.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"welcome man cave."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Mouse returns home from work.

'Hang on a minute...'

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'