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"It's the online research that goes into these gifts that counts."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Daughters on the beach

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"That'll be five bucks."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."