Party Dynamics Gifts

This is How We Unify the Party

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Others will fight for you

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

Champagne

Bacchus.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cardiac Recovery.

"I was almost that last year."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"I am so attracted to you right now."