"We better change that sign."
Party Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the party analyst's love for dissecting every celebration? Our collection features clever and humorous products—from mugs to prints—that celebrate their passion for analyzing fun. Perfect for those who love to break down the details and enjoy each event to the fullest, these gifts bring a humorous and thoughtful touch to their collection. Whether they’re a professional analyst or just love to get into the details of every gathering, these items will make a memorable and appreciated gift.
The Establishment Election
Schengen
"Good boy."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Welcome to the future"
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Occu-Pie Mars
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"You're fired."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
They're Not Just That Into It
Flags
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Pretty Flowers
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
Torturing the English Language
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
UK border controls relaxed.
Neo-International Law
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
"Away with the warmonger!"
Party Analyst Gifts Collection
Party Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of party analyst mugs to bring humor and insight to their daily routine—perfect for any celebration lover with a аналитический ум.
Party Analyst Pillows
Check out our quirky party analyst pillows—ideal for adding personality and humor to their relaxation space.
Party Analyst Prints
Browse our playful party analyst prints to inspire their workspace or decorating scheme with clever and detailed humor.
Party Analyst T-Shirts
Discover our witty party analyst t-shirts—great for casual outings, showcasing their love for analyzing fun with humorous flair.