'Affordable health care is nice, but affordable politicians would be nicer.'
Partisan Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift for the partisan analyst in your life? Our collection features clever designs that celebrate their love for politics and data analysis, blending humor with insight. Whether they’re analyzing trends or debating policy, these products will bring a smile and show you understand their passion.
Schengen
"You're fired."
"Welcome to the future"
Occu-Pie Mars
"Good boy."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Flags
They're Not Just That Into It
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Torturing the English Language
Pretty Flowers
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
UK border controls relaxed.
Neo-International Law
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
Oligarchy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"Away with the warmonger!"
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
Trump! The Musical
What's normal?
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
Partisan Analyst Gifts Collection
Partisan Analyst Mugs
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Partisan Analyst Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with smart political themes. Click here to find the perfect humorous or thoughtful accent for their space.
Partisan Analyst Prints
Browse our prints featuring political analysis and clever commentary. Click now to add some personality to their walls.
Partisan Analyst T-Shirts
Discover a range of witty t-shirts perfect for partisan analysts. Click to see designs that combine clever commentary with comfort.