Party Dynamics Prints

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Others will fight for you

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

Champagne

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I was almost that last year."

Early photobombing

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Balancing two espresso martinis