Party Avoiders Gifts

"I forgot to charge him."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I hate surprises!'

Nervous at a party.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Die alone"

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'Is he expecting you?'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Christmas Hat Tree

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Pinata Pranks

"We came early to avoid the conga line."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."