Parody Reader Gifts

Woman reading 'Dark Satanic Mills and Boon' novel

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Do me next."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"The Eggsorcist"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Alternative fielding positions

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Pink Bantha