Parody Reader Prints

Woman reading 'Dark Satanic Mills and Boon' novel

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Puss in cement boots"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Alternative fielding positions

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."