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'It hasn't always been like this. I remember a time when I was really down and out! '

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Wok. Don't Wok.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Streets - Night

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

The High Line at Giza

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Mother?'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I meant the dog!"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

Moms gone wild