Park Life Gifts

'It hasn't always been like this. I remember a time when I was really down and out! '

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The Streets - Night

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The High Line at Giza

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Moms gone wild

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."