Parishioner Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for a dedicated parishioner? Our collection combines humor with devotion, making it ideal for church members who inspire and uplift everyone around them. Whether for a special occasion or just because, these thoughtful items will bring a smile to their face while respecting their faith journey.

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'And then it happened. Halfway through your sermon, my insomnia was miraculously cured!'

'And then it happened. Halfway through your sermon, my insomnia was miraculously cured!' mockup

'And then it happened. Halfway through your sermon, my insomnia was miraculously cured!'

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Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.' mockup

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

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"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!" mockup

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

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"Last week's sermon about inclusion and diversity seems to have struck a chord."

"Last week's sermon about inclusion and diversity seems to have struck a chord." mockup

"Last week's sermon about inclusion and diversity seems to have struck a chord."

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'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.' mockup

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

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Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard. mockup

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

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"Do you offer a warranty?"

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"...ok, let's vote. Who's in favour of naming the Church gift shop 'Jesus Christ Superstore'?"

"...ok, let's vote. Who's in favour of naming the Church gift shop 'Jesus Christ Superstore'?" mockup

"...ok, let's vote. Who's in favour of naming the Church gift shop 'Jesus Christ Superstore'?"

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"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!" mockup

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

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"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar." mockup

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

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"What's the current return on investment?"

"What's the current return on investment?" mockup

"What's the current return on investment?"

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"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."

"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you." mockup

"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."

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"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..." mockup

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

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'Put it back. This isn't a 'Take a Penny, Leave a Penny' dish.'

'Put it back. This isn't a 'Take a Penny, Leave a Penny' dish.' mockup

'Put it back. This isn't a 'Take a Penny, Leave a Penny' dish.'

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'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!' mockup

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

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'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.' mockup

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

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'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

'I think I see why attendance has been down.' mockup

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

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"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's."

"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's." mockup

"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's."

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"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?" mockup

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray." mockup

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

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'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.' mockup

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

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"Dearly beloved, and others..."

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Follow God On Twitter

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Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more. mockup

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

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The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners! mockup

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

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'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!' mockup

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

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"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob." mockup

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

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'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.' mockup

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

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"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only." mockup

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

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A curate dining with some hunters mockup

A curate dining with some hunters

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church

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A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady mockup

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

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Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

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Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence mockup

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

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Parishioner Gifts Collection

Parishioner Mugs

Discover our range of cheerful mugs perfect for parishioners who love their faith and a good laugh. Browse now to find a gift that will bring daily inspiration!

Parishioner Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows designed for faithful parishioners. Add a touch of humor and inspiration to any space with these charming decor pieces.

Parishioner Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that speak to faith and devotion. Perfect for brightening up any home or office space for the committed parishioner.

Parishioner T-Shirts

Check out our humorous and heartfelt t-shirts for parishioners. Find the ideal shirt that celebrates faith, community, and a sense of humor.