Parents Dealing With Tantrums Gifts

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

The No No No's

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

Heck Support.

History Of Fire

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

'I appreciate your wanting me to do a stress test but what do you think I'm going through right now?'

'I wish you wouldn't carry knives in your trousers - they make such holes in your pockets!'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

The Anxious School Drop Off

Tranguility Airlines,

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

'I'm worried he might be dyslexic!'

School Lunches and Childhood Obesity.

"No, I can't fix your child too."

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

'I'm introducing a new system of speeding up the housekeeping chores.'

Mother drinking Gin before going into kid's party.

Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".

The AdRams Family no.14 - Filtering the internet for kids

'Stop complaining. It's the only way you can afford to live in the school catchment area.'

'If he weren't my child, I wouldn't let my child play with him.'

Overprotection

'That's right, Arthur, I've been grounded.'