Parenting Reality Fan Pillows

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I need to know who started it."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

Police film evidence

"Time for bed, guys."

A couple decides what to watch.

TV and cleaner

Chilly baby.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Therapy for babies.

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'