Parenting Reality Fan Gifts

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I need to know who started it."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Police film evidence

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Time for bed, guys."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

TV and cleaner

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

A couple decides what to watch.

Chilly baby.

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Therapy for babies.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!