Relationship Reality Show Fan Gifts

"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Life is for the birds.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

As Seen On TV

Revenge Graffiti.