Parenting Reality Show Fan Pillows

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I need to know who started it."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Time for bed, guys."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

Police film evidence

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

Chilly baby.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Therapy for babies.

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

As Seen On TV

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."