Parenting Reality Show Fan Pillows

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I need to know who started it."

Police film evidence

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Time for bed, guys."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

Therapy for babies.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Chilly baby.

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

As Seen On TV

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

"Michael, do your dinner."