Parenting Memes Pillows

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The Poky Little Pupa.

"I need to know who started it."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Use your inside scream."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Chilly baby.

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.