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"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I need to know who started it."

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Use your inside scream."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Chilly baby.

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'