Parenting Meme Collector Pillows

'Mum's tired of carrying all this extra weight. I'd throw something out but there's only me!!'

"Stop calling him 'Whathisname', he's been our son for 10 years!"

Polly txt speak

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I need to know who started it."

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

Pavlov's Cat

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Chilly baby.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'