Parenting Meme Collector Pillows

'Mum's tired of carrying all this extra weight. I'd throw something out but there's only me!!'

"Stop calling him 'Whathisname', he's been our son for 10 years!"

Polly txt speak

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Bigfoot"

"I need to know who started it."

Trick or Tweet

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"She's a natural!"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Pavlov's Cat

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Chilly baby.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'