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"My parents decriminalized sugar."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Use your inside scream."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

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Maternity tattoos

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."