Parenting Meme Lover Pillows

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

Practice random acts of bodily fluids.

Oh, yeah, I'll make sire THAT kid feels guilty the rest of his life.

'That's pretty embarrassing, dad...being put on detention during parent's night!'

"Ahhh! You must be Johnny's father."

'I finally got a good one!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

The Poky Little Pupa.

"I need to know who started it."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Trick or Tweet

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Chilly baby.

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Mom dwarves.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'