Parenting Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Early 20th Century/Late 20th Century: 'Parental-Decision-Dart Board'

'Oh, he's fine, it's just we're not really baby people.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"Hate the screw-up, love the perp."

Baby escaping from its crib.

"Is that Childline? My parents are trying to take my mobile phone away from me."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'I'd like to ask you some questions. Can you tell me what you did with my 'Blinky-Bear' when I was 10, mom?'

'I'll be back later -- don't let Cain and Abel run around barefoot.'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I need to know who started it."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"